Tuesday, January 6, 2015
THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION ABOUT NINJA TURTLES
So, in the Ninja Turtles opening theme... What in the fuck is with the mysterious column of boxes that Splinter beats the shit out of? I never questioned it as a kid, but now I wonder what its nature was, and how any form of ninjutsu training can be based upon smashing it to (ironic) splinters.
You might not have asked yourself this, but you most surely cannot un-ask yourself now.